People say that wearing glasses makes you look smart. I think wearing glasses makes you look like you don't know about contact lenses. Here are some other things you can wear, and the effect they have on your apparent IQ when I look at you.
- 50 IQ points
More if it has a BBQ stain.
+ 20 IQ pointsUnless you're saying, "This way to your seat, sir."
Or, "Can I help you find something in particular?"
+ 40 IQ pointsI know I look smarter with mine on...until you see the "STUDENT" name tag.
- 30 IQ points
But who cares?
(Just kidding.)
- 45 IQ points
Who thought this would be a good idea?
And who saw this being done and thought, "Hey! That's a good idea!"
Maybe we shouldn't open this can of worms.
- 30 IQ points
If you're still wearing a moustache, your brain isn't trying anymore.
- 20 IQ points
Sorry, but I've met a lot of stupid cowboys.
Too many years in Kansas.
+10 IQ points if you're saying something like:
"My mistake. Four coffins." or
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"
"My mistake. Four coffins." or
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"
4 comments:
-10 pts for those women who rat their hair so that it sticks out 3 inches on the sides and in the back.
maybe you dont know this about me, but i was a cheerleader
is that supposed to change my mind one way or the other?
i would beat you in a battle of wits. let's begin
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