I came across an article that pointed out that Mississippi has the worst teen pregnancy rate in the nation.
"Funny," I thought. "Didn't I just read about Mississippi being the worst at something else, too?"
So I googled "Mississippi ranks" and this is what I found.
Mississippi ranks:
#1 Teen Pregnancies
#1 Obesity
#1 Hypertension
#1 Infant Mortality
#1 Gonorrhea
#2 Chlamydia
#2 Type 2 Diabetes
#49 Overall Health
#50 Child Well-Being Statistics
#1 Poverty
#2 Unemployment
#50 Per-Capita Income
#50 ACT Scores
#50 Bachelor's Degrees
#1 Government Corruption...and that's where I quit.
Does anybody know a good antonym for "annex"? Because I think it's time we anti-annexed Mississippi. And then we need to put up a very sturdy border fence.
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i just wrote a very funny but very inappropriate comment. call me and i'll tell you about it. but basically, i agree.
Good thing we're not having our baby there...
But then someone else would have to be last.
ha ha that is hilarious. I remember when I was little I loved to spell Mississippi! I still do
Mind boggling!
I don't think anyone else would be last in that many categories.
P.S. the comment from Jared is actually from Jen. The computer was signed in as him. Oops
Yeah, I was gonna say that didn't sound like something Jared would say. I even clicked on him to double check and see if there's another Jared who was posting.
so I suppose Morgan Freeman is one of the few good things to come out of Mississippi
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