After doing some hard time in the big house, Jacob is out on bail. While in the slammer he managed not to drop the soap in the shower or get shanked in the yard over a carton of cigs. His only regret is that he wasn't awarded a conjugal visit.
"Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'" --Homer Simpson
I and those who comment on my blog shall become the city fathers of our own community. We shall sit in council clucking our tongues, stroking our beards, and talking about "what's to be done with [person/topic]."
I and those who comment on my blog shall become the city fathers of our own community. We shall sit in council clucking our tongues, stroking our beards, and talking about "what's to be done with [person/topic]."
8 comments:
Yeah, it happened.
That is a hilarious picture! And Jacob, seriously? Arrested?
i think i always thought if anyone got arrested it would be me...
Miles--first to get married
Rebekah--first to finish grad school
Jared--first to have a child
Jacob--first to get arrested
Benjamin--first to get excommunicated
I think I was first to have a child. It would really be something if Jared had a child. Have you heard about the "man" that had a baby. It was actually a woman that had a sex change...but still had her girly parts (except the ones up top). Anyways...I'm used to people getting arrested in my family....never thought we'd get that phone call for one of ya'll.
Dude, I want to hear this story, you should call me and fill me in.
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