"BOSTON -- If legendary poet Tyrone Green rewrote "Images" about Game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals, it could have gone something like this:
Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill the Lakers Kill the Lakers Kobe barking, do he bite? Kill the Lakers Kill the Lakers Raining 3s and and grabbing their neck Then their hopes we start to wreck Got every reason -- what the heck? Kill the Lakers Kill the Lakers C-I-L-L The La-kers"
It wasn't even that close. For Celtics fans, the only way Game 6 could have been more satisfying was if Kobe flipped out in the fourth quarter and punched Sasha Vujacic during a timeout, then got dragged to the locker room by five teammates screaming, "This isn't over! This isn't over!" while Sasha sobbed into a towel. Maybe that didn't happen, but everything else did. Bill Simmons
Oh yeah Kobe that spanking just happened, deal with it!!
"Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'" --Homer Simpson
I and those who comment on my blog shall become the city fathers of our own community. We shall sit in council clucking our tongues, stroking our beards, and talking about "what's to be done with [person/topic]."
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"BOSTON -- If legendary poet Tyrone Green rewrote "Images" about Game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals, it could have gone something like this:
Dark and lonely on a summer night
Kill the Lakers
Kill the Lakers
Kobe barking, do he bite?
Kill the Lakers
Kill the Lakers
Raining 3s and and grabbing their neck
Then their hopes we start to wreck
Got every reason -- what the heck?
Kill the Lakers
Kill the Lakers
C-I-L-L
The La-kers"
Bill Simmons
I had to look up Tyrone Green. Hilarious!
The rumor is that Kobe wouldn't leave the locker room until all the Celtic players had gone home. What a loser!
It wasn't even that close. For Celtics fans, the only way Game 6 could have been more satisfying was if Kobe flipped out in the fourth quarter and punched Sasha Vujacic during a timeout, then got dragged to the locker room by five teammates screaming, "This isn't over! This isn't over!" while Sasha sobbed into a towel. Maybe that didn't happen, but everything else did.
Bill Simmons
Oh yeah Kobe that spanking just happened, deal with it!!
I'm glad we're all reading espn...
That picture of Kobe is one of the best snapshots I have ever seen of him.
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