If you give a fat kid a cookie…
He’s going to want a tub of ice cream.
If you give him a tub of ice cream…
He’s going to want more cookies.
If you give him more cookies…
He’s going to want hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, and another tub of ice cream.
If you give him hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, and another tub of ice cream…
He’s going to get dyslipidemia, hyperglycemia, and insulin resistance.
If he gets dyslipidemia, hyperglycemia, and insulin resistance…
He’s going to develop atherosclerosis and type 2 diabetes.
If he develops atherosclerosis and type 2 diabetes…
He will form blood clots.
If he forms blood clots…
They will occlude coronary blood supply.
If they occlude coronary blood supply…
He will have a myocardial infarction.
If he has a myocardial infarction…
The fat kid will die…
If you give a fat kid a cookie.
He’s going to want a tub of ice cream.
If you give him a tub of ice cream…
He’s going to want more cookies.
If you give him more cookies…
He’s going to want hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, and another tub of ice cream.
If you give him hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, and another tub of ice cream…
He’s going to get dyslipidemia, hyperglycemia, and insulin resistance.
If he gets dyslipidemia, hyperglycemia, and insulin resistance…
He’s going to develop atherosclerosis and type 2 diabetes.
If he develops atherosclerosis and type 2 diabetes…
He will form blood clots.
If he forms blood clots…
They will occlude coronary blood supply.
If they occlude coronary blood supply…
He will have a myocardial infarction.
If he has a myocardial infarction…
The fat kid will die…
If you give a fat kid a cookie.
1 comment:
You could lock him in a closet on a treadmill and only give him juice every four miles. But then the fat kid might get a cramp...
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