Sunday, September 28, 2008

Expand Your Mind, Man!

Anyone in our society who actually believes in something and has principles is accused of not being "open-minded." If you disagree with any behavior, and especially if you call it immoral, you are labeled "closed-minded." You're against homosexuality? Closed-minded. Legalizing marijuana? Closed-minded. So-called "open marriage"? Closed-minded. They mistake confusion for "open-mindedness."

If an individual truly has an open mind, then that person will be open to the idea that there might really be right and wrong--moral and immoral. And rather than running around like an animal, engaging in whatever behavior appeals to his carnal desires, he seeks out truth. That person understands that it is important to find out what kind of a life will really bring about real happiness. And an open-minded individual will accept at least the possibility that some people have found God through religion. It is those who never question the things they have been taught--who never make their own effort to discover truth for themselves and think things through--that are closed-minded.

LSD is a great example of confusion being mistaken for open-mindedness. While taking the drug, people think that their minds are expanded and they are receiving new insights. But we have yet to hear a logical insight that was inspired by LSD. Another example is "artsy" movies. Weird movies. Movies that look at the world in a new way by forsaking things that we already know to be true. Art is supposed to inspire, not confuse.

A person who is truly open-minded and has integrity will not forsake things that he already knows to be true. And a person who accepts any and all behavior for the sake of being "open-minded" is confused. In essence, that person is claiming that he has no clue what is right and what is wrong. What does such a person have to contribute? Confusion.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Universal Healthcare

Liberals have successfully coined another term to make their stance sound more righteous than it really is: universal healthcare. Just as they substituted the term "pro-choice" for the true nature of their stance--"pro-fetus-killing"--they have used the term "universal healthcare" instead of "government-funded healthcare." It's a not-so-subtle suggestion that opponents of government-funded healthcare don't want the "less fortunate" (another euphemism for "poor") to receive healthcare. I am not a proponent of government-funded healthcare, but I do believe in universal healthcare in that I believe everyone ought to have access to good healthcare.

There is a difference!

So why am I opposed to government-funded healthcare? Most people would say taxes. And yes, they're probably right. There is no way to fund something as expensive as healthcare without raising taxes. Obama says he's going to do it by cutting outdated programs and eliminating pork-barrel spending. Shouldn't that be done anyway? And even if he were to accomplish such a thing, isn't our nation 9.7 trillion dollars in debt? There's no budget for such a thing as "universal healthcare"!

As much as I would hate to pay higher taxes, it's not my top reason for opposing government-funded healthcare. Have you seen what happens to things that the government meddles in? Government involvement means beaurocracy. Ever been to the DMV? Have you seen what's happened to public schools? Social security? Medicare/Medicaid? Everything becomes ridiculously inefficient. In a vain effort to raise the standing of the "less fortunate," services provided to the "middle-class" suffer while the economic "elite" simply pay more for the best service--despite government involvement!

Government-funded healthcare would not mean unlimited laboratory tests, imaging, and procedures. No matter how much funding is thrown at healthcare, there will always be limits on resources. And so there will always be gate-keepers. The difference is that the gate-keepers will be beaurocrats.

Proponents of government-funded healthcare paint themselves as humanitarians, suggesting that those who don't believe in government-funded healthcare don't care about the "less fortunate" that don't seem able to afford it. They would force middle and upper class Americans to share with the lower class. "I will be my brother's keeper," they say. But when they force Americans to feed the hungry and clothe the naked they eliminate the spirit of charity and gratitude. They create an entitled, ungrateful lower class and a resentful middle class. By giving a man a fish instead of teaching him to fish they only succeed in widening the gap between socio-economic classes.

Government-funded healthcare only shifts the responsibility of fixing problems in healthcare from the people, where it belongs, to a government notorious for blindly throwing money at problems that require insight and careful planning.

Here are some problems and solutions:

Problem: We have forgotten what insurance is for.
Solution: Remember! People have come to expect insurance companies to pay for routine visits--check-ups, sniffles, ear infections, acne, contraception, med refills, etc. Does car insurance pay for oil changes or the gas to drive your car? No! Insurance is "just in case." Insurance ought to pay for emergencies! Broken bones, appendectomies, cancer... And it ought to pay for all emergencies--not just the ones that happened to be covered by the plan that we happened to buy even though we didn't really know the difference between that one and the other 1,000 plans because we didn't have several days to read all the fine print. When we use insurance to pay for routine stuff, insurance companies are providing more services. Which means they are making more money. Which means we are paying them more money. In the long run it's cheaper to pay for our own routine care.

Problem: Surprise! You're not covered for that.
Solution: If politicians are so eager to get their hands on the healthcare system, here's their chance. Pass legislation that requires insurance companies to provide a standard package. Coverage for things like surgery to replace severed limbs and ambulance rides for heart attack victims would not require pre-approval or be mysteriously missing from our plans. And things like heart transplants could not be denied simply because the limit was reached.

Problem: Americans have to have the best of the best.
Solution: Do we really need to pay 300% more money for an MRI machine that provides images that are 3% better? Why do we demand the most expensive care instead of the best care? Do we really need to pay for the new, expensive selective seratonin re-uptake inhibitor when we haven't even tried the old SSRI available at Wal-mart for $4/month? Do we really need to pay hundreds of dollars every month for a pill that combines a cholesterol medication with a blood pressure medication when you can buy them seperately at Wal-mart for $8/month? Is it that difficult to take an extra pill?

Problem: We don't know when to let go.
Solution: Let go. There is no reason to keep grandma on a ventilator until she's 115. We all have to go some time. And how do you think her quality of life is on that ventilator--eeking out the last years of her life in a hospital bed. What do we pay for that? Tens of thousands of dollars. And has anyone else realized that some of the most expensive medications are also some of the most worthless? Alzheimer's medications for instance. They're incredibly expensive and have only been shown to delay the effects of the disease for a few months at best.

Problem: So many Americans refuse to take responsibility for their own health.
Solution: Hold them accountable! If you don't care enough about yourself to take your insulin every day, then why should I have to pay for your kidney transplant, eye surgery, heart surgery, toe amputation, etc? If you don't care enough about yourself to stop smoking, why should I have to pay for your oxygen tanks, steroids, ipratropium, etc. If you don't care enough about yourself to lose a few pounds, why should I have to pay for your [insert innumerable interventions for complications of obesity here]? If you get a kick out of repeatedly attacking the prison guards (one of my patients yesterday), why should I pay for your MRIs, neuralgia meds, muscle relaxers, etc?

Problem: Excessive treatment.
Solution: Stop demanding that your doctor treat your child's ear infection with antibiotics. Antibiotics have not been demonstrated to make a difference in the outcome of acute otitis media and their excessive use is leading to microbe resistance. Don't demand Valtrex for your shingles when you didn't come in for treatment until 2 weeks after the onset of your outbreak. Stop demanding excessive treatment for self-resolving issues.

Problem: Mixed-up priorities.
Solution: Live within your means. Many uninsured people can afford health insurance. But it isn't a priority. They buy that new HDTV instead. And then, when they find out they have diabetes, they rant and rave about how unfair it is that they don't have insurance. Well, why do you think the rest of us spent money on health insurance instead of more luxuries, dummy?

The government has little power to intervene in the real problems within healthcare. Rather than focusing on who should have to pay for healthcare, we should be focusing on how to make healthcare and health insurance more affordable and cost-effective. This is something that CANNOT be accomplished by government and MUST be accomplished within the private sector.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Blog Tag

At the risk of compromising the integrity of my blog I am going to follow the rules of blog tag.

7 Strange Things About Me
1. As a kid I used to pour powdered parmesan cheese into my hand and eat it plain.
2. In 1st and 2nd grade if I had to go to the bathroom I would hold it all day because the 3rd and 4th graders were always in the bathroom and they would peak over my stall.
3. At my first church dance I hid in the bathroom and read the scriptures because there was nothing else to do in the bathroom.
4. I get much more excited about watching college sports than professional sports.
5. I once bought a Primus tape.
6. When I was 10 I tried to organize my brothers and sisters into a detective agency called The Phantoms. But we didn't have anything to investigate.
7. I once put about 15 hours of work into designing a board game. It took about 5 minutes of play to realize it was not any fun.

6 Random Things About Me
1. I won the soccer league MVP in 5th and 6th grade and never played competitive soccer again.
2. I am one of the few people that realize that the plot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon is more intelligent and sophisticated than that of Grey's Anatomy.
3. I won the book mark design contest in 3rd grade.
4. My blood pressure goes up about 30 mm Hg every time I see someone on a bullet bike because of raging jealousy.
5. I have a 1.5 kill to death ratio on Call of Duty 4.
6. I invented a game called Scripture Balderdash that I think is really fun and no one else will play with me.

I guess I'll tag the only person who reads my blog that hasn't been tagged yet--Rebekah.
http://rebekahromney.blogspot.com

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Outlandish!

My intelligence has been insulted by many movies, but last night we went to see the new Indiana Jones movie and I realized that Hollywood has reached another level of outlandishness. The gundpowder flying down aisles in the warehouse seeking out the magnet, the sword fight while standing on two jeeps driving through the jungle, surviving an atomic blast in a lead-lined refridgerator, an aging professor throwing Russian soldiers around like rag dolls, Indiana and Marion calling each other "dear" and "honey" despite her having been married and not seeing each other for so many years, falling hundreds of feet in waterfall after waterfall...I could go on and on. Granted, it was not supposed to be a serious, scientifically sound movie. But it got to the point where they could have dropped an anvil on Indiana Jones, flattened him like a pancake, and had him stand up and walk away like an accordian and it wouldn't have taken away from the movie.

So I got to reflecting on other ridiculous movies.

King Kong (2005) -- Peter Jackson was trying to out do himself. And he was trying too hard. The giant gorilla is swinging around on vines with like twelve tyrannosaurus rexes trying to eat the girl (apparently they were more concerned with a snack than they were with falling to their deaths) while she repeatedly fell thirty or forty feet without any harm.

Die Another Day (2002) -- James Bond goes off a collapsing glacier cliff and uses the wreckage of his vehicle to windsurf to safety. Yes, windsurf.

Superman (1978) -- Lois dies so Superman turns back time by...making the world spin backwards? That makes no sense at all!

Any Movie Starring Vin Diesel (1999 to present) -- I hope no one who reads this blog has actually gone to see The Fast and the Furious, XXX, Chronicles of Riddick, or anything else that guy has starred in, thinking, "Ooh, that looks good."

24 season 6 (2007) -- The plot was simple: terrorists are trying to set off a nuclear bomb in the United States and only Jack Bauer can save us. The problem is that every season you have to add to the plot. "Now let's have TWO nuclear bombs! Now let's have THREE nuclear bombs! Now let's..." We get it.

Hopefully that's enough to get you started. I didn't even touch romance movies.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Greatest Olympian?


My hat is off to Michael Phelps and all he has accomplished. Eight gold medals! Pretty impressive. But I can't help but wonder...greatest Olympian ever? Didn't he just do the same thing over and over to win all of them? Yes, he's a good swimmer. I got that. But do we really need to give out a new gold medal for each different method he uses to get from one end of the pool to the other?

"Now you have to swim like a frog."

"Now you have to swim on your back."

"Now you have to swim with both arms going forward at once."

"Now you have to alternate arms."

"Now you're going to swim like a frog and the guy after you will swim on his back and the guy after him will swim with both arms going forward at once and the guy after him will alternate arms."

Why don't we give soccer players and basketball players a chance to win multiple gold medals?

"Okay, now you have to play with one hand behind your back."

"Now you'll play with only three players on each team."

"Now you're going to play on a field with camouflaged trap doors and a moat around the goal."

Then maybe Ronaldinho or Lebron James would get a chance to be the greatest Olympian ever.

Yeah, I know that's ridiculous, but I also think it's ridiculous to give one guy eight medals for doing one sport and another guy one medal for doing ten sports. The "greatest Olympian" title ought to be given to the winner of the decathlon. And the "greatest Olympian of all time" title ought to be given to the best decathlete of all time.

Congratulations Bryan Clay, gold medal winner in the decathlon! Maybe they should give you ten gold medals. Or at least one great big one.
(And no, I obviously don't have Photoshop.)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Police Sketches and Witness Descriptions


I don't know how police sketches ever help. I would never be able to identify someone from one of those sketches. (Unless the rapist is the news anchor and it pops up right next to him.) And I don't know how witness descriptions ever help. I always hear something on the news like, "Police are looking for a white man in his twenties, between 5'6" and 6' tall, wearing a white T-shirt." Are you serious? That could be me! I guess if it happened in Pocatello and they were looking for a black man it might me helpful. Anyway...I had to find an excuse to put this photo on my blog.

2008 Olympics

I know that the Olympics is about building international relations and the spirit of friendship, solidarity, mutual understanding, and all that jazz. But it's also about squashing the competition! It's about hearing the "Star Spangled Banner" after as many events as possible! It's about sticking it to the French, the Russians, and the...the Chinese.

Well, for the most part our athletes have done their share of squashing. But the medal count says we're not sticking it to the Chinese. The United States is currently ahead in total medals, but the Chinese have nearly twice as many gold medals. That really erked me at first. But then I looked into what events the Chinese were winning.

The Chinese have almost all their medals in:
Badminton--Oh no, how could our mighty badminton players have been beaten?!
Gymnastics--Cheaters! And somebody got to the judges.
Weightlifting--What good does that do if you can't run?
Shooting--Okay, this one scares me a little.

The United States, on the other hand, is tearing it up in the respectable events:

Swimming
Track and field
Basketball
Volleyball
Gymnastics--without cheating or coercing the judges

So China, you can have your Badminton players. We'll be welcoming home the likes of Michael Phelps, Nastia Liukin, and Lebron James.